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{
  "apples": "red fruit at the store",
  "bananas": "yellow bananas in a bunch",
  "carrots": "orange vegetables that grow in the ground",
  "dingbats": "a type of character symbol on a computer",
  "eggs": "chickens lay them, and people eat them",
  "falafel": "a Mediterranean sandwich consisting of lots of different stuff i don't know much about",
  "giraffe": "tall animal, has purple tongue",
  "hippo": "surprisingly dangerous amphibian",
  "igloo": "an ice shelter made by eskimos",
  "jeep: "the only car that starts with a j",
  "kilt": "something worn by scottish people, not a dress",
  "lamp": "you use it to read by your bedside at night"
  "manifold": "an intake mechanism on a car, like a valve, i think",
  "octopus": "eight tentacles, shoots ink, lives in dark caves, very mysterious",
  "paranoia": "the constant feeling that others are out to get you, conspiring against your success",
  "qui": "a life force that runs through your body",
  "radical": "someone who opposes the status quo in major ways",
  "silly": "how I feel writing this dummy copy",
  "taffy": "the sweets children like the most and dentists hate the worst",
  "umbrella": "an invention that has not had any advancements in 200 years",
  "vampire": "a paranormal figure that is surprisingly in vogue despite its basic nature",
  "washington": "the place where tom was born",
  "xylophone": "some kind of pinging instrument used to sound chime-like notes",
  "yahoo": "an expression of exuberance, said under breath when something works right",
  "zeta": "the way british people pronounce z",
  "alpha": "the original letter of the alphabet, which has since come to mean the first. however, i think the original symbol of alpha is actually an ox. it is somewhat of a mystery to linquists as to the exact origin of the letter alpha, but it basically represents the dawn of the alphabet, which proved to be a huge step forward for human thought and expression.",
  "beta": "the period of time when something is finished but undergoing testing by a group of people.",
  "cappa": "how italians refer to their baseball caps",
  "dunno": "informal expression for 'don't know'"
  }